Red King(EX): *making monkey noises* Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh! BODY SLAM! FACE SMASH! LEFT FACE SMASH! Red King(EX): Shut up, I didn't ask for your opinion! Shepardon: Isn't that what a firewall is? Red King(EX): Sherpardon, you think you're all that, but get ready to face me, a total firewall of STONE AND FIRE!!! Red King(EX): Hi I'm Red King, And I'm ANGRY! Sherpardon: I DON'T GIVE A SPARK! HYAH, MAH LAZER!!! Shou: Shepardon, I didn't tell you to co. Shu: Ow my arm, even-though-the-blast-never-hit-it! Hikaru: *walks in* Hey, weren't there eight guys here? I only saw you fighting two of them. Shou: Recycled Alien Foot Soldiers? Oh, I hate these guys! *starts beating 'em up* Zero One: *summons up Chiburoids* Chiburoids, I choose you! Shou: *finds Zero One* So you're the one stealing our Preciouses.
*sees Ginga Spark* Gah, you are advertising.Īrisa: Commander, more of those fab crystals have shown up. Shou: Shows what'chu know! What of us, we don't like advertising our stuff. So eventually, we were bound to start advertising the snackfood in show too. Models of the Ultras, Monsters, the weapons, the jets. Hikaru: It's how we make out money! In this world of Toku, we advertise everything. Shou: Then why does it have my symbol on it? Hikaru: *looking around* Just where did he go?* Oh also, that kaiju? Yeah, I think he was a good guy. Scientist: How should I know? I'm just a scientist. Scientist: In fact, these fab particles tell us that they've been around for tens of thousands of years.Ĭommander: Tens of thousands? Is the Earth that old? And by following the fab particles, I have found that every emergence of these crystals around the world is connected. Scientist: Commander, I finished analyzing the fab particles from the crystals.Ĭommander: Ah, good. just fine!Ĭommander: *through intercom* Just who was that mysterious man?Īrisa: He seemed to have an interesting fashion sense. Gouki: *still groveling in pain* No, why don't you? Just leave us here. Shou: *sees Zero One* Hey, that looks conspicuous! Zero One: *crystal finished disapearing* Transport Complete Hikaru: *recognizes Shou from his vision* Shepardon: *turns to see the Crystal being absorbed into a portal in the sky* Nooo! Precious is lost! Shepardon: *gets back up* You think I can't take a hit!? Hikaru: Hey, those are some pretty fab outfits.Īrisa: Yeah, we're the Upbeat Party Guys. Hikaru: *stops car and gets out* LOSER!!! *falls into a mountain* Oooh that smarts! Hikaru: Woooh, fast car! *drives around Shepardon's feet, causing it to lose balance* Hikaru: *driving the car past explosions* EXTREME!!! Ginga Spark: You sold me at a flea market.Ĭommander: *watching the battle through monitors, while drinking tea* Man, I just remembered how much I hate tea. Hikaru: *takes out powerless Ginga Spark* Ginga, why won't you talk to me? Gouki: Well that explains why we carry around guns! *starts shooting* Gouki: *starts evacuating workers* Get out of here! Push and shove, people! Push and shove!Īrisa: Commander, we took a wrong turn and a kaiju is attacking!Ĭommander: Finally. Hikaru: *wanders into the scene* Oooh! Just like the thing from Mehico!Īrisa: You know about these crys-Wait, you went to Mexico?Īrisa: Hey! Our toys are telling us something! Gouki: *gets out* Everyone, get ready to get down!Īrisa: We're the UPG, the Upbeat Party Guys.Īrisa: That's one pretty crystal. Queen: Promise me one thing, never use the internet. Queen: I'm granting you knowledge of the surface world. magical images start floating around Shou*.Shou: I swear I'll use it wisely, I won't tarnish the name of our investors. Queen: This was ordered from the latest toy catalogue, the Victory Lancer. Punish the one who is taking our Preciouses from the land, and do it fabulously. Shou: Did someone ask for a dashing young man? Underground Queen: OH no! Our preciouses!
Zero One: This is Zero One, I have found some lame construction site.Įxceller: Great! Let's play our game now! Hikaru: Are you trying to tell me something Ginga? I thought I sold this at that Flea Market. Hikaru: *falls down a cliff* OW OW OW OW *hitting every rock possible* OW! *hits the ground* I should probably be dea-Ooh! Shiny! To be the most cliche toku protagonist is my new goal! *writing letter* Dear Mizzy, I'm currently traveling to Japan's greatest green screens, following the path of a cliche energetic Toku actor. Hikaru: Wow, it's really Mexico, totally!